Fair, Provably
Every seat plays by the same rules and is graded the same way. Where luck exists, it lands on everyone equally — every seat has the same shot at the crown.
Free to Play
Open a browser and you're at the table, straight into a game against the house bots. Everything you win here is made of game — the crown, the shout, a permanent line in the record.
Roots Honored
Our games grow from ones played at kitchen tables for generations — Big Two, President, Liar's Dice, and more. We learned them at a table, grew our own rulings, and named our versions. The games belong to everyone; these tables are ours.
Talk at the Table
A live table talks. Every seat gets the quick phrases — Nice play, Close one, gg — a tap away, in every game, at every age.
Live chat — typing your own words — opens when every player at the table is 18 or older. Signed in, your account says so. Playing as a guest, you say so yourself when you take your seat. One table is one conversation, so the youngest seat sets the register for everyone: sit down with someone who hasn't identified as an adult and the whole table plays on quick phrases, yours included. The house bots have no age and are counted out of it.
What you type is screened the same way league chat is screened, and the table holds you to one message a second so the felt stays readable.
Who Sits Where
Players aged 13 and up are welcome at the parlor games. Bonzai and the prediction boards are 21 and over. Everything else in the parlor is open to the whole room.